Saturday, September 01, 2007

When I'm not pregnant...

I'm going to have wine with my meals...regularly...

I'm going to bend over and pick up stuff that I've been sick of looking at for weeks/months now...

I'm going to pee less...(ha)

I'm going to sleep more... (double ha)

I'm going to sleep on my stomach again...

I'm going to stay up past the toddler's bedtime to encourage him to fall asleep in his own bed as opposed to mine...

I'm going back to my routine of sweeping, swiffering, and mopping my floors at least every week once...

I'm going to brush the dog...

I'm going to walk the dog more than 20 minutes per day, on new (old) routes through parks and trails and mini-forests, as opposed to flat sidewalks around the block and back...

I'm going to not be irritated and annoyed at every little thing as of 4 pm every afternoon...(ha?)

I'm going to keep my garden in better shape...

I'm going to stop panting everytime I walk up or down the stairs, hallway, driveway...

I'm going to clean underneath the toilet...

I'm going to paint the ceiling in the bathroom that has been chipping paint off which has provided an endless source of bitchiness everytime I visit the bathroom, which is too numerous to count...

Blah.

2 comments:

Andrea said...

I wager to bet that you will not, I repeat *N*O*T*, (as in NADA, NICHT, NON) sleep on your stomache when you are not pregnant. I just have this hunch. Blog about it, please!

CL said...

But I do, and did after Ben...maybe not right away what with the huge hooters and all, but after a while...

Right now I sleep with various pillows positioned in such a way that they create a little abyss for my belly to fall into so that it still FEELS like I'm sleeping on my stomach, except I'm not really. Though baby isn't impressed with that position....

The whole thing is irritating to no end.